Britney Spears Becomes Britney Shears

Did you ever find this Star Trek chick attractive?

It seems that Britney decided to shed all of her hair, in an attempt to...in an effort to...who the hell frickin' knows why she's gone bald!

But really, after all of the pop star's recent bizarre activities, the divorce, the partying, the stint in a rehabilitation facility, nothing more could really come as much of shock--unless she were to perhaps suddenly go on a murderous celebrity killing spree (and we all know how much Hollywood could use a celebrity culling).

It's difficult to fantasize, I mean imagine, Britney Spears without hair (on her head). I know how hard it was in the 80's to dream about Annie Lennox (Eurythmics), Sinead O'Connor (blech), or the bald officer in the original Star Trek - The Motion Picture. Until now, it's been difficult to imagine bald chicks as sex objects.

We know that Britney Shears...err...Spears is going through a lot of changes. Maybe it's for the better. But one thing we can say for certain is, after seeing the recent pantie-less photos that have been circulating throughout the Internet, Britney definitely has matching "drapes and carpet", or as the term goes "hardwood floors".

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