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CALIFORNIA-- Paris Hilton will soon be frequenting some different kinds of bars, as the hotel heiress has been sentenced to serve 45 days in prison for violating her probation.

Hilton, the scandal-prone celebutante who was convicted of driving with a suspended drivers license, will be enjoying a month and a half of the simple life inside a cell probably much smaller than most of her closets.

The self-titled American princess will have to temporarily forego her lavish lifestyle of finedining and fancy clothes in favor of toilet wine and prison coveralls, much to the delight of trashy tabloid editors.

While most people approve of the ruling and the upholding of the law, others are already beginning to cry out that this sentence is a cruel and unusual punishment...to all the other female prisoners of the Los Angeles County Jail.

And although Hilton isn't expected to start serving her sentence until June 5th, rumors are already spreading that her conjugal visit schedule is already fully booked.Paris Hilton jail, paris hilton prison, paris hilton humor, paris hilton funny, paris hilton jokes

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