| Sightless Teenage Prophet Foresees Allowance Raise |
 AT HOME-- Kenny Labraie may have been born without the use of his eyes, but the thirteen-year-old kid prophet has been gifted with "the sight" and can look directly into the future.
Kenny, proclaimed a "miracle child" at birth by members of the Church, and deemed a mystery of science by the skeptical scientific community, has the ability to see things that haven't yet come to pass. To date, Kenny has only used his divine gifts for the good of man, foretelling and averting several neighbourhood disasters. "I see that my allowance will soon rise to ten dollars a week," Kenny foretold, clearly seeing a vision of the future. "Also, I see mom serving chocolate cake for dinner tonight, and I see that if I don't get to listen to music way past my bedtime tonight, something terrible will certainly happen at school tomorrow..." |
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