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Who Or What Is A Sanjaya Malakar?
Have You Tried The Sanjaya Malakar???

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Just exactly who (or what) is a Sanjaya Malakar??? Did he shoot Lennon? Is it contagious?
For those not in "the know", the term "Sanjaya Malakar" is quickly becoming the hottest search term on the Internet. But just who (or what) is this Sanjaya Malakar business all about?

  • He played James Bond evil nemesis in an early 007 movie. "Ahh, Malakar, we meet again. You look tired."
  • It's a special South Asian body-waxing technique: "With your large amount of body hair, I highly recommend the Sanjaya Malakar. Sure it's going to hurt, but you'll be smoother than a Barry White love song."
  • It's a type of furniture...like wicker rattan. "That Sanjaya Malakar would look better on the patio."
  • It was a medieval society of assassins trained by the infidel. "For years, the Sanjaya Malakar wreaked havoc on the roads to the Holy Land. Their screeching war-like screams could be heard for miles and sent chills up the spines of the Christian faithful."
  • He was a watercolor charcoal artist. "Is that an original Sanjaya Malakar? The sky looks dark and pale at the same time."
  • It's an artery. "We'll need to operate on him right away. He appears to have severed his major sanjaya malakar, just above the uvula."
  • It's a wizard's spell of dark magic: "Necromica demonus sanjaya malakar!!! Lord of the Undead rise and take power! Let loose your banshees of the Netherworld!!"
  • It's an Iranian rocket: "Last evening, the Hezbollah fired three Mark 2 sanjaya malakars at the Israelis. Three were injured, including a goat."
  • It's a Sri Lankan stew: "Have you tried the Sanjaya Malakar? I think it's a little off."
  • It's a three-stringed guitar. "Jimmy Page will be performing Kashmir using a traditional sanjaya malakar. No, it's supposed to sound out of tune."

With so much confusion, we may never find out who or what a Sanjaya Malakar is...sanjaya, sanjaya malakar, american idol

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