Have You Tried The Sanjaya Malakar???

Just exactly who (or what) is a Sanjaya Malakar??? Did he shoot Lennon? Is it contagious?

• He played James Bond evil nemesis in an early 007 movie. "Ahh, Malakar, we meet again. You look tired."
• It's a special South Asian body-waxing technique: "With your large amount of body hair, I highly recommend the Sanjaya Malakar. Sure it's going to hurt, but you'll be smoother than a Barry White love song."
• It's a type of furniture...like wicker rattan. "That Sanjaya Malakar would look better on the patio."
• It was a medieval society of assassins trained by the infidel. "For years, the Sanjaya Malakar wreaked havoc on the roads to the Holy Land. Their screeching war-like screams could be heard for miles and sent chills up the spines of the Christian faithful."
• He was a watercolor charcoal artist. "Is that an original Sanjaya Malakar? The sky looks dark and pale at the same time."
• It's an artery. "We'll need to operate on him right away. He appears to have severed his major sanjaya malakar, just above the uvula."
• It's a wizard's spell of dark magic: "Necromica demonus sanjaya malakar!!! Lord of the Undead rise and take power! Let loose your banshees of the Netherworld!!"
• It's an Iranian rocket: "Last evening, the Hezbollah fired three Mark 2 sanjaya malakars at the Israelis. Three were injured, including a goat."
• It's a Sri Lankan stew: "Have you tried the Sanjaya Malakar? I think it's a little off."
• It's a three-stringed guitar. "Jimmy Page will be performing Kashmir using a traditional sanjaya malakar. No, it's supposed to sound out of tune."

With so much confusion, we may never find out who or what a Sanjaya Malakar is...