Warp Your Taste Buds With Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals

Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals are the real miracle workers.

Then you obviously haven't tried Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals, the scotch-flavored energy drink mix that's ready to warp your tastebuds.

Does the cold vacuum of space leave you feeling drained? Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals is the perfect choice for that frontiersman on the go looking for an energy drink that can guarantee you more power.

Have you had enough of boring old replicated beverages? Are you tired of syntheholic drinks that taste like they've been filtered through a rusty warp core? Then you should be drinking Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals, the out-of-this-star-system space drink that will get you energized.

Easier to obtain than Romulan ale, and far smoother than Klingon ghak, Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals is beaming with flavor! And aye, Scotty's has that extra kick will put you on red alert faster than a kick to the roddenberries.

None of the other fluids will have your engines running at maximum efficiency like Scotty's. In fact, you canna find a better thirst quencher for those hot sweaty away missions. One shot of Scotty's will have you running beyond recommended tolerances.

So when you're visiting your next starbase, be sure to chekov your favorite new drink on your shopping list, and program Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals into your food replicator this stardate. You'll be Doohan the right thing!

* WARNING: Scotty's Dilithium Drink Crystals is 40% alcohol. Drinkers should not take the helm of starships or shuttlecraft, nor operate heavy machinery, such as transporters.