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The Holidays Are Approaching Faster Than My Paycheques

It can be said that there aren't enough paydays in the year to allow for us to pay for the things we need, buy the things we want, and save for the things that we will probably never be able to afford. But while we scrape and pinch and save as much as we can, clicking the buttons on our online banking accounts in order to cover our rent, and keep our house in heating for another month, we are never truly prepared for the onset of the holidays, and the associated costs of Christmas.

Now while most of us can budget for the Christmas season, where it's within our means to afford ourselves the luxury of a Christmas turkey, a couple of litres of eggnog, and presents under the Christmas tree, there are those unfortunate souls who get wrapped up in their monthly expenses that they are truly unprepared for the financial costs that December brings every year. We max out our credit cards buying that someone special for someone special, we tend to get caught up in the festivities, whether it's shopping, socializing, or just getting our homes ready for Santa Claus. Those of us who mire ourselves in debt find ourselves reaching out to costly services from payday loan companies, or putting ourselves into overdraft at our bank.

We can be thankful that Christmas only comes once a year, when looking at it from a financial perspective, but when the bills come in January, we can only hope that we haven't put ourselves in such a position that it takes us until the following November before we are ready to start the Christmas process all over again.



 

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