CanadianaHappy Canada Day Eh Canadian Holiday Celebrated In Traditional Winter Style
CANADA CITY-- It's July 1st, and once again Canadians are enjoying the long weekend in celebration of Canada Day, the national holiday recognizing the anniversary of Canada's existence.
While most of the nation is still covered in snow and ice, Canadians use this to their advantage, as there is limited need for...Read More... |
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Science Has Just Discovered One More Good Reason To FartMen are pigs. There's no denying that fact, and no reason that we should. We burp and scratch and fart, and we blame nature for the way "she" made us. I'm no different; I belch at inappropriate moments (church, work, parent/teacher interviews), I scratch in front of friends and family, and I fart whenever I think I can get away with it, or if I have the opportunity to pull the blanket covers over my wife's head! Farting is a natural bodily function, and I'm not going to make excuses for it. Hell, scientists have even shown that farts can cause erections in rats. The science behind it is rather complicated, with a lot of hot air (excuse the pun) about fart gas relaxing the walls of the arteries and blood vessels, allowing more blood to flow to the right manly areas. Now I'm no scientist, but if Hydrogen Sulfide can help give men boners, you'll start hearing about more guys pulling the sheets over their own heads in order to get aroused. Now I'm not certain that fart molecules are going to replace erectile dysfunction drugs anytime soon, but if my toots can help me score with my Toots, I'll be able to delete that bookmark for Viagra online, and replace it with a website that offers receipes for bean burritos, because I'll be using those to generate my own natural erectile dysfunction cure! |
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