| There Must Be Somewhere To Buy Used Panties |
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When you were jarred from your cozy, peaceful slumber this morning by the whining, annoying sounds of AM music from your girlfriend's $9 alarm clock radio, and noticed the worn red lace seams and stretched elastic waistband of your lover's recently-worn undergarment hanging from a corner of the four-poster bed, you were probably asking yourself: "where in the world would I buy be able to buy a seemingly comfortable pair of used panties...if I was so inclined?". One would think that with so many "retro" style boutiques and shops that sell collectible clothing items, that someone, somewhere had come up with the idea of selling retro-style, vintage under-apparel. With all the lingerie shops, Victoria's Secret kiosks, and La Senza boutiques, there must've been one client or customer who thought to ask if there was an aisle or bin where the previously-owned, traded-ins, and used undergarments were located. I would be surprised if there wasn't already a thriving outlet center for used bikini briefs, lady boxers, and g-strings. There must be, because there has to be an easier way to obtain kinky, naughty, and modestly practical skivvies than organizing a panty-raid with your college frat mates, secretly removing them from your girlfriend's laundry basket one lovely pair at a time, or dressing up like pop singing sensation Englebert Humperdinck and having the women throw them at you. Yes! There's probably a business in some district of some city, or perhaps online, where you are somehow able to buy used panties. But where would you even start to look? Where!? |
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