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Nobody's Fault But Mine SANTA ROSA, CA-- Barney Stevens, the fleet supervisor for Weigh-Right Disposal, is a compassionate human.
Realizing that the company's headquarters and five-acre lot are positioned right on top of a major earthquake fault line, and that the crack indicated a potential for seismic disaster, Barney reacted in the only way he knew how. "Geoff," he said. "I want you to get 50 gallons of MINCO Fass-Caulk and seal this sucker up as quickly as possible. I don't want this thing spreading!" Barney
hopes that his quick decision helped ease the stress in the
tectonic plates, thus preventing a potential catastrophe.
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It
was no surprise then that Barney was extremely upset when
he noticed the 75 foot crack running along the driveway to
the service yard.
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