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Yes, we've finally got some swag for our site. Sure it's only a t-shirt, but it's a Toque t-shirt! Not only are you showing your friends that you have a cool sense of humour (Canadian spelling), you are helping us cover some of our bandwidth charges. We've never asked anyone for money before. These shirts are a decent price, and we're proud enough to wear them ourselves. PayPal is cool, and I trust them, but if you don't, and you still want a shirt, you can send me a cheque, and we'll ship a shirt off to you. E-mail me for more info.

	$14.99 LARGE	This is a high-quality cotton t-shirt. We got the Beefy T's, because we wear them ourselves, and we didn't want to sell crappy t-shirts, that would unravel the first time we put them in the dryer.
	$14.99 X-LARGE	Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipping, unless you live in Toronto, and then it's going to be at least 6 weeks.

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