Video Golfer Ready To Compete In Real Golf Print E-mail

Truthfully, Greg has never owned a real set of golf clubs, nor has he ever set foot in a driving range. But he once scored a modest 3-under par on the 18-hole Pirate's Plunder Course at the Funderland Mini-Golf Centre when he was eleven.

“When I look back on it, the mini-golf was probably the incentive I needed to go the extra mile,” he said. “To hit the sweet spot and go over the little ramp and into the clown’s mouth—perhaps that was where I first developed my keen perception of the unity of mind, theory and kinetic experience.”

Greg’s successes in tournament play, match games, and on the digital practice range have convinced him that golf on a “real” golf course cannot be that difficult.

“I’ve won several simulated tournaments at Pebble Beach, Augusta, and many of the other challenging world-class greens,” he said, “so I’m already familiar with the courses and all the little tricks and hazards you need to know about them. Those programmers have done a great job in providing all the information a “real” golfer will ever need to know. Of course, the video game doesn’t have Sunset Park, the local executive course I’ll be playing at, but it’s not going to be more difficult than, say, Nairn Dunbar in Scotland is it?”

"I can't see real golf being that different than Tiger Woods PGA TOUR® 2007," said Greg. "After all, golf is just a game, right? I mean, how hard can it be to hit—instead of click--a little white ball into a little round hole? Didn't Corey Lidle learn to fly using Microsoft Flight Simulator?"video golf, golfing, golfer, video golf game

video golf, golfing, golfer, video golf game
The Toque is the world leader in Canadian humour, parody, and satire! Of course you realize that this piece of satire is fictitious, and only intended for entertainment purposes. Copyright The Toque (this year).




 

Add comment

:D:lol::-);-)8):-|:-*:oops::sad::cry::o:-?:-x:eek::zzz:P:roll::sigh:


Security code
Refresh

< Prev   Next >

Related Articles & Stories

The Toque: Good Canadian Humour

Interesting guide about casinos offers the best site to play blackjack online games.
The best sports betting sites for Canadians eh? Check out Top Sportsbooks.ca
Looking for free nfl football picks? Try bettorsplace.com the smart gamblers choice.
Laugh all the way to the bank after you nab a huge progressive jackpot playing the greatest casino games available at top online casino - Casino Tropez!

Friends Of The Toque

Japanese adult video
Play online bingo with trusted and secure sites recommended on trusted sites like rainbowbingo.com
Crazy Slots Casino
Call of Duty Servers
Ventrilo Servers
Teamspeak Server
Online Poker Or Play Poker
Spielen Sie Online Casino Spiele und berzeugen Sie sich selbst davon, wie gross nur die Chance sind, einen grossen Gewinn zu bekommen.
Get paydayloans fast!
No need to wear a hat when you stay inside playing online poker
Japanese adult videos
Bingo! Internet Bingo Hall | Kamagra UK
Casual Dating | Porn
intercasino.com - Find a wide selection of classic slots or video slots to win big!
Cheap Viagra
Bodog Poker Review