Surfing for porn on the Internet is a natural pastime, but it can still be an embarrassing moment when you get caught. But sometimes it’s good to have the perfect excuse ready for that one time you are found perusing innocent adult material.
| 1. | I was thinking of getting pierced down “there” and was just doing some research. |  |
| 2. | I was actually trying to find Armand Fister…you know, from high school. |
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| 3. | I was just investigating adult content so I would recognize what was NOT appropriate for the workplace. | |
| 4. | I was just proving to myself that I wasn’t gay. | |
| 5. | I thought the link to
Serving Up Hot Girl On Girl Action was a Women’s Tennis site. |
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| And Five More… | ||
| 1. | Umm, honey? I downloaded these off of your computer. | |
| 2. | I needed to sample a fleshtone color for my Photoshop palette. |
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| 3. | It’s a naturalist greeting card from my cousin, uhh, Inga…from Sweden. | |
| 4. | I was actually rendering characters for a new video game. I just haven’t added their clothes yet. | |
| 5. | I’m just studying these purely scientific pictures for my Anatomy exam tomorrow. |
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