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Most Incredible Theories From The Da Vinci Code Movie

The Da Vinci Code (starring Tom Hanks) opened world-wide amid much controversy. Along with the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdalene and fathered children, here are some other theories that are surfacing from the blockbuster movie.

1.	Jesus played football for the expansion Bethlehem Saints.
2.	Leonardo Da Vinci invented high heels and nylons so he could wear them while he painted.
3.	Albinos are all genetically programmed to be evil. Every last one of them.
4.	Ron Howard insinuates that Andy Griffith may be a Merovingian King.
5.	The Louvre has a secret gallery containing at least 17 velvet Elvis paintings.
And Five More...

1.	The Opus Dei forced the cancellation of Sliders.
2.	Kobe Bryant might be an adopted descendant of Jesus Christ.
3.	John F. Kennedy was involved with the Priory of Sion and was prevented from revealing church conspiracy in 1963.
4.	The Holy Grail was really made of space-age plastic.
5.	Jesus once had a fling with Mary's sister Chloe while visiting from East Judea.

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