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office sex, office affair, office innuendo, sexual innuendoSanjaya Malakar become the latest contestant to be voted out of the American Idol competition. So now that the cringe-inducing vocalist has left American Idol, we have a few suggestions of what Sanjaya can do now for work, now that he is off the popular singing show.

1. Champagne glass shatter-resistence tester
2. Body double for a Tanned Farrah Fawcett
3. Air raid siren sound sampler
4. Younger, hipper version of Apu for The Simpsons
5. Contestant for America's Next Top Model

And Five More!

1. Host of new reality series What Not To Sing
2. Poolboy #7 for Paula Abdul
3. Lead role in The Crying Game 2
4. Play the Jungle Book character Mowgli at Disneyland theme park
5. Centerfold for Playgirl...or Playboy

Whatever Sanjaya Malakar decides to do with his future, it seems he is already running on borrowed time for his fifteen minutes of fame.



 

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