Top Reasons For Getting Fired At The Office Xmas Party Print E-mail
Seasonal/Winter/Festivus/Christmas parties can be a lot of fun. But it's important to be conscious of your festive actions, so that you are assured you be allowed to return to your desk after the holidays. There are many ways to get yourself canned right before the big holiday.
1. You tied a piece of mistletoe above your crotch and asked the boss's wife for a kiss.
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2. You scored with an intern in the dispatch room, singing "I Came Upon A Midnight Clear" while the public address system was still turned on.
3. You brought your patented anatomically-correct gingerbread-man cookies and gave them to the kids.
4. You Left a "Christmas log" on your supervisor's desk.
5. You handed out adult-situation Christmas cards of Denise from accounting and two horny reindeer.
And Five More...

1. You were playing "How Many Candy Canes Can I Hang From My Wang?" in front of the board of directors.
2. You got caught adding a little of yourself to the eggnog.
3. You tried to play the office Santa without pants.
4. You used the company photo-copier to make snowmen using your bare ass for the snowballs and who-knows-what for the carrot nose.
5. You told Susan the cute receptionist that they were out of Christmas trees, and then decorated her nude body in garland and tinsel.


 

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