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It has been brought to this writer’s attention, that the Secret Service is rummaging high and low, here and there, and just about everywhere for training wheels to install on Mr. Bush’s tricycle. But, as of yet, they haven’t found anything low enough to fit. The search is expected to intensify in the coming days according to one informant. “We need a miracle before November, or maybe some soft padding to soften the man’s tumble if, God forbid, someone else happens to have enough cash on hand to buy America’s vote! Why, if that type of fall occurred, it would make this tumble look like a joyride.
But, we really should give credit, where credit is due. And in this writer’s unbiased opinion, Mr. Bush was telling the truth about weapons of mass destruction in Iraqi. Just stop and think of how many people could be injured or maimed with all that sand blasting about from the man’s AFB and mouth!
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